The good, the bad, and the hot damn mess

So don't get too excited. Not only did I forget that the GGs were even on, I have not the time or energy to do a full blown critique session. I have decided to bring back a lite version of my classic The good, the bad, and the hot damn mess. You can see me in my glory days back on the old site. I think it's still up and running, honestly, I have no idea [insert deep sigh here]. On top of everything, I've gone completely soft in my old age and can't quite bring myself to openly mock people... okay, that last part is a lie, but still I've limited myself this year. Try not to pee yourself with excitement folks. The GoodSienna-MillerBest look of the night. Hands. Down. Sienna Miller in Miu Miu wins all the awards. I am in awe of her, I want to grow up to be her. This is head to toe glamour. Love her relaxed styling. Love. Love. Love. Diane-KrugerAhhhhh Diane. My angel of light. This dress by Emilia Wickstead is just pure ice princess glam [Thanks Rapha]. I love everything this lady touches, included one Pacey Whiter. HEY-OHHHHH. Dakota-JohnsonSay what you will about the casting of Miss. Ana Steele, but this Chanel stunner is absolutely marvelous on Dakota Johnson. Like come on, hello hot stuff. I love it.Emma-StoneIt's hard to beat Emma Stone in this Lanvin jumpsuit. Like she is just so epically cool. Plus her hair is to die for... I'm seriously wanting a cut now...

The BadKatherine-HeiglWell look at Katherine Heigl working hard to be relevant again. AHEM. Maybe you should be nicer to the people who have helped make you famous. This is not a great look and she did NOT look comfortable in the gown... And on top of errything her hair and makeup don't look finished. Rosamund-PikeOh Jane Bennet Amy Dunne Rosamund Pike this is just so unfortunate in just so many ways... I can't even... I like her so much... I just can't. Kerry-WashingtonI honest to God don't know where to begin with this... I'm just confused on every level. Kerry Washington is beyond gorgeous. Is there a story behind this look that will help me understand!? Help me understand!?!?

The Hot Damn MessesLaura-PreponWhy must we always have an Elvira moment!? Does no one ever learn!? Laura Prepon definitely hasn't and while I detest her hair color I understand it's for her job, but come on, that doesn't mean she has to go full blown American Horror Story on us. Better luck next time Donna. Zosia-MametI've been told I need to watch Girls. Just not the second or third season... So basically season one. So basically it's good for 10 episodes. I'll pass. Give me more time to watch Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars like the adult that I am. Zosia Mamet is on Girls. Her dad is David Mamet. Zosia Mamet is famous because her father is David Mamet. Am I right!? No sarcasm. I seriously want to know? Regardless, this is the worst outfit ever and I feel like she was going for Grace Kelly and ended up closer to Doris Day... I can't tell if it's serious or "I'm a theatre actor" ironic... I don't think I care. Amanda-PeetI'm told this is Amanda Peet... Beautiful, stunning Amanda Peet... I don't know what to say, but I know that this makes me sad on the inside...

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